13 Things You May Find Yourself Saying in the Future
1. Dang! I tore my iPod in half.
2. I'm going to Wal-Mart for sex-change surgery, again.
3. There's a UFO delay on the east-bound highway. The craft has the left lane blocked.
4. After the light, go past 5 Starbucks and turn right at the Super Starbucks.
5. Boy does this laptop cut hurt!
6. Laser me off a slice of that cow-goat hybrid.
7. Sex in zero gravity is too difficult. I wouldn't recommend a honeymoon on the moon.
8. I just uploaded to this new body and I'm still getting used to it.
9. We're having the Smiths over tonight. They're Martians, so try to make them feel welcome.
10. Life begins at 70.
11. My next clone is going to have red hair instead.
12 That was really good steak. See if you can get the Chef to give us a DNA sample.
13. I hear and obey your command evil, sentient super monkey Overlord.
15 comments:
These are great! SuperStarbucks?! ::shiver::
Love it! It's probably a wee bit too close to the truth though.
Those are hysterical! Sex change at wal-mart...hehehe! I guess they will have everything then!
Happy tt!
LOL- that is a great list. Mine is up too.
13 reminds me of work
Great list! But Wal Mart sex changes are scary to think about in any year =)
When we have sex in zero gravity it's more like "Hold still already!"
Hilarious list.
That...was...HILARIOUS!
Well, all except the part about the evil, sentient super monkey Overlord.
That's not funny...that is serious stuff. ;)
Have an excellent Thursday & thanks for stopping by my TT!
Very clever and probably not too far off! At least on all those Starbucks!
Oh My Gosh I love it... MY next clone is going to have red hair!!!!
Oh so true and the walmart one wow I Can see that happening. Have a great week.
Sarai
http://www.saraij.blogspot.com
Your lists amuse me! :D Happy TT!
my 13
LMAO this cracked me up! I'm hoping for #10 to hurry up and arrive!
Do you think we will have to wait far into the future to say those? Didn't Apple just announce an ultra thin laptop last week?
You have a great imagination! Is there a pill for that yet?
Oh so it was you where I saw the Body Exhibit link. I couldn't remember when I mentioned it on my TT this week.
Good stuff.... it made me think of Conan Obrien's "In the Year 2000" segment that they do sometimes. Its hilarious that they still do it.
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