Thursday, December 13, 2007
Thursday Thirteen #73
My 13 Favorite Chuck Norris "Facts"
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
5. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
10. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
11. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
12. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
13. One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
More can be found at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.