Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #73

My 13 Favorite Chuck Norris "Facts"

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

5. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

8. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

10. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

11. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

12. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

13. One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Believer in Balance said...

Very funny! I wouldn't want to meet Chuck in a dark alley!

Zenmomma said...

So funny!! Thanks for the laugh.

ChupieandJ'smama (Janeen) said...

Very Funny! I like #1 the best, but they were all good. I saw Chuck on TV a week or so ago and he looks great and looks like he could still kick some butt.

Norma said...

I never knew! Thanks for stopping by.

Nicholas said...

Funny list, but who is he?

damozel said...

Chuck Norris takes an excellent mug shot---somebody posted it.

But he probably just LET them do it. The Flatland Almanack --Damozel (adorable animals behaving oddly)

colleen said...

Yes, but does he wear a toupee?

These are hilarious!! What rhymes with toupee that would go well right here?