13 Things I Never Imagined I Say
- I know what dead mouse smells like, and that’s dead mouse!
- Great, the dog found another frozen mole. Good dog!
- We’re out of water again!
- Stop dripping deer blood on the floor!
- Darn! The truck is stuck in the front yard.
- Okay, I’ll pick up some diatomaceous earth on the way home from work.
- I’m bored. Let’s got to Wal*Mart!
- I can’t wait to use my new string trimmer!
- Gosh darn deer ate my beans.
- Get me the flashlight, I’m going to get the mail.
- So how did that beaver taste?
- Don’t forget to tie the dog up, Ron’s setting traps for that fox again.
- Don’t mow over there, it’ll make the bees mad.
This is my final, official Thursday Thirteen post. The sponsors have retired the MEME for some reason. But I will try to keep up with my posts, at least every Thursday.